After months [read: 5 hours] of searching, longing, yearning, lusting, hoping, coveting, craving, itching, pining, wanting, languishing, dreaming, aching, for the true meaning of friend with benefits, here he is.
I’d like to thank all the little people who helped me directly or indirectly reach him: Amazon, thanks for a link to Forever21 online. Forever21, thanks for a good sale. Mom, thanks for letting me drive all the way there. Joey, thanks for nothing.
I push for a revise of this entry. I think that Joey’s role should be made larger and the bag should be made a minor character.
The important thing is that it fits all of your books.
That way you don’t have to ask Brittany to carry any.