Monologue

08/09/08

08/09/08

What he was probably saying, via House, M.D.

“I take chances all the time. It’s one of my worst qualities.”

“I love children. So filled with hope.”

“He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they’d worked less, they’d been nicer, they’d opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it, you don’t save it for sound byte.”

What he was actually saying, via House, M.D.

“Actually, I expect you to act like what you are - my [girlfriend], my subordinate … my bitch.”

  1. Paul

    lawl, f1rst

  2. LOL YOU SUCK

  3. Maureen

    ever since you stopped writing
    I have nothing to occupy my time.

   



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