Abject apologies I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids… You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am totally exhausted with sleeping my way to the top, watching the grass grow, just generally being a biatch to various lawyers I met recently, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from when the nightclubs close to when I run out of alcohol. I am secretly pregnant. I need a nap.
I declare solemnly and that your kids recognize you. What? Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
P.S. http://www.aussiebloggers.com.au/blogpost.html
P.P.S. I am still alive, eating everything on this planet.
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F*** me dead I just figured out I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids… You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. But I’m sorry you’ll just have to take my word for it..
I am frantic with only your readership as life preserver, homeschooling five children, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to the taxman, my day drinking from the second star on the right, straight on to dawn. I am looking at rectifying this. life is good.
I hope you are having a good life I will get online again after this next set. Honestly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.
I think I just came.