2008 and 1/365 of 2009

Posted on January 2, 2009 by Aura4 Comments

This post contains a lot of pictures. That I don’t want on the front page. Because they take up a lot of space.

The Book

Posted on December 7, 2008 by Aura1 Comment

Baby

I am making a book about a little boy.

He never grows up.

[And I am a pedophile]

Monologue

Posted on August 10, 2008 by Aura3 Comments

08/09/08

What he was probably saying, via House, M.D.

“I take chances all the time. It’s one of my worst qualities.”

“I love children. So filled with hope.”

“He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they’d worked less, they’d been nicer, they’d opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it, you don’t save it for sound byte.”

What he was actually saying, via House, M.D.

“Actually, I expect you to act like what you are – my [girlfriend], my subordinate … my bitch.”