Posted on April 22, 2009 by Aura
What’s in my bag today:
1. My actual bag, which isn’t inside my bag but rather just my bag.
2. NY & Company wallet
3. Two (2) Romanian key chains with house, car keys
4. My 80 GB Zune
5. My camera case
6. Prescription sunglasses
7. Cape Cod Zippo
8. Two (2) Tic Tac boxes
9. New Moleskine notebook and a pencil
10. Pencil lead
11. Penn ID and tokens
12. ATM Card and more pens and pencils
13. Extra Strength Motrin
14. Revlon hot pink lipstick
15. L’Oreal ColourJuice
16. Lancome Juicy Tubes
17. Rimmel Sweet Jelly
18. My baby Blackberry
Posted on December 7, 2008 by Aura
Baby
I am making a book about a little boy.
He never grows up.
[And I am a pedophile]
Posted on August 5, 2008 by Aura
Abject apologies I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids… You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am totally exhausted with sleeping my way to the top, watching the grass grow, just generally being a biatch to various lawyers I met recently, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from when the nightclubs close to when I run out of alcohol. I am secretly pregnant. I need a nap.
I declare solemnly and that your kids recognize you. What? Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
P.S. http://www.aussiebloggers.com.au/blogpost.html
P.P.S. I am still alive, eating everything on this planet.
