The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator

Posted on August 5, 2008 by Aura2 Comments

Abject apologies I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids… You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am totally exhausted with sleeping my way to the top, watching the grass grow, just generally being a biatch to various lawyers I met recently, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from when the nightclubs close to when I run out of alcohol. I am secretly pregnant. I need a nap.
I declare solemnly and that your kids recognize you. What? Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

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P.P.S. I am still alive, eating everything on this planet.

Love letters I wrote in 9th grade

Posted on June 23, 2008 by Aura8 Comments

Sometimes I worry that I’m boring; that I can’t carry a conversation; that I can’t keep a blossoming male teenager entertained. Then I read this, and fear a little not only for my sanity, but also for the one who managed to keep sane sleeping in the same room with these anthologized radioactive dissertations for so long.

iGraduate

Posted on June 18, 2008 by Aura2 Comments

Above: an accurate portrayal of graduation day.
Below: my video masterpiece and featured ceremonial presentation.