Posted on August 10, 2008 by Aura
08/09/08
What he was probably saying, via House, M.D.
“I take chances all the time. It’s one of my worst qualities.”
“I love children. So filled with hope.”
“He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they’d worked less, they’d been nicer, they’d opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it, you don’t save it for sound byte.”
What he was actually saying, via House, M.D.
“Actually, I expect you to act like what you are – my [girlfriend], my subordinate … my bitch.”
Posted on August 5, 2008 by Aura
Abject apologies I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids… You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am totally exhausted with sleeping my way to the top, watching the grass grow, just generally being a biatch to various lawyers I met recently, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from when the nightclubs close to when I run out of alcohol. I am secretly pregnant. I need a nap.
I declare solemnly and that your kids recognize you. What? Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
P.S. http://www.aussiebloggers.com.au/blogpost.html
P.P.S. I am still alive, eating everything on this planet.
