http://aurashu.com Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:22:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 en Election Haikus http://aurashu.com/2008/11/election-haikus/ http://aurashu.com/2008/11/election-haikus/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:39:40 +0000 http://aurashu.com/?p=130

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Morgan one-oh-nine

Sonia, Aura, Tyler Woods

One Colt forty-five

Bristol got knocked up

Sarah is still so so hot

But not our vice prez

Obama, McCain

Ohio and Virginia

Aura could not vote.

THE END

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08/09/08

What he was probably saying, via House, M.D.

“I take chances all the time. It’s one of my worst qualities.”

“I love children. So filled with hope.”

“He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they’d worked less, they’d been nicer, they’d opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it, you don’t save it for sound byte.”

What he was actually saying, via House, M.D.

“Actually, I expect you to act like what you are - my [girlfriend], my subordinate … my bitch.”

]]> http://aurashu.com/2008/08/monologue/feed/ The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator http://aurashu.com/2008/08/the-lazy-bloggers-post-generator/ http://aurashu.com/2008/08/the-lazy-bloggers-post-generator/#comments Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:21:43 +0000 http://aurashu.com/?p=74 Abject apologies I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids… You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am totally exhausted with sleeping my way to the top, watching the grass grow, just generally being a biatch to various lawyers I met recently, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from when the nightclubs close to when I run out of alcohol. I am secretly pregnant. I need a nap.
I declare solemnly and that your kids recognize you. What? Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

P.S. http://www.aussiebloggers.com.au/blogpost.html

P.P.S. I am still alive, eating everything on this planet.

eatin

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  lovell

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Above: an accurate portrayal of graduation day.
Below: my video masterpiece and featured ceremonial presentation.

haz

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]]> http://aurashu.com/2008/05/ifacebook-42208-to-52108/feed/ Mobile proof of the last two months http://aurashu.com/2008/05/mobile-proof-of-the-last-two-months/ http://aurashu.com/2008/05/mobile-proof-of-the-last-two-months/#comments Sun, 18 May 2008 20:30:31 +0000 http://aura.hattscrib.com/?p=195 cactus
Fiesta! Soph Hop 2008. Brittany stole a giant inflatable cactus and we had to fit it in the back seat of my car. She’s shameless.

maureen 
Maureen! Senior Week 2008. Pirates, Ninjas, something, and something else day. Sexy.

suckit
Eamon gives the most sensitive advice.

ebaby 
What a random picture of a funny looking baby in my phone.

ebus
What a random picture of a funny looking grown up baby in my phone.

elocker 
My arts & crafts project and afternoon surprise for the new driver. Special thanks to Maureen for the stickers, and for convincing me to steal tape from another locker.

penn
A random beautiful Penn building. Props to Sonia for using it on me to encourage me to finish my work.

promd
Prom dress? I’m still not completely for it.

Not included: Pictures I may or may not have taken and/or received from other men with very little clothing on on one or both of the parties involved.

]]> http://aurashu.com/2008/05/mobile-proof-of-the-last-two-months/feed/ Modern Nature http://aurashu.com/2008/05/modern-nature/ http://aurashu.com/2008/05/modern-nature/#comments Sun, 11 May 2008 22:08:58 +0000 http://aura.hattscrib.com/?p=178 For Maureen, who actually listens.

]]> http://aurashu.com/2008/05/modern-nature/feed/ 5 more before Freedom http://aurashu.com/2008/05/5-more-before-freedom/ http://aurashu.com/2008/05/5-more-before-freedom/#comments Mon, 05 May 2008 01:11:26 +0000 http://aura.hattscrib.com/?p=177 Monday, 8 A.M.
A.P. US Government & Politics
Predicted Score: 4/5

Tuesday, 8 A.M.
A.P. Spanish Language
Predicted Score: 5/5
11:45 A.M.
A.P. Statistics
Predicted Score: 4/5

Wednesday, 8 A.M.
A.P. Calculus BC
Predicted Score: 1/5

Thursday, 8 A.M.
A.P. English Literature
Predicted Score: 4/5

Friday, 8 A.M.
Sexy time.
5/5

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Other considered titles for this post:
- “Why I am currently failing English class”
- “Dear Eamon, **** your crazy psych tests, the patches of healthy stuff prove I don’t see myself as unhealthy or dying”
- “Mi Casa is still everywhere” (he even has a cane)

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